Brain Teasers (answers to be published next week)
1. Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?
2. What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
3. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
4. Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
5. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
6. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
7. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Link to Australian quiz
http://alldownunder.com/australian-quiz/aussie-quiz-2.htm
Lateral Thinking
1. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?
2. A man lives in the penthouse of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. Upon his return, however, he can only travel halfway up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way - unless it's raining. What is the explanation for this?
3. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?
4. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says ‘Thank you’ and walks out. What happened to the man?
5. A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened package. There is no other creature in the field. How did he die?
Jokes
1. What do you call a computer that sings?
2. What do you call a water bird’s paperwork?
3. How does a math book say goodbye?
4. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
5. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
6. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
7. Why do bees have sticky hair?
8. What's old, grey and still hiding in the cupboard?
9. Why was the Sand wet?
10. How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
11. Why did the rockmelon jump into the river?
12. Why don't tigers eat clowns?
13. What would we have if everyone in Australia drove a pink car?
And my personal favourite joke
14. Why did the chicken cross the road?
SUDOKU
1. Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?
2. What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
3. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
4. Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
5. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
6. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
7. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Link to Australian quiz
http://alldownunder.com/australian-quiz/aussie-quiz-2.htm
Lateral Thinking
1. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?
2. A man lives in the penthouse of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. Upon his return, however, he can only travel halfway up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way - unless it's raining. What is the explanation for this?
3. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?
4. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says ‘Thank you’ and walks out. What happened to the man?
5. A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened package. There is no other creature in the field. How did he die?
Jokes
1. What do you call a computer that sings?
2. What do you call a water bird’s paperwork?
3. How does a math book say goodbye?
4. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
5. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
6. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
7. Why do bees have sticky hair?
8. What's old, grey and still hiding in the cupboard?
9. Why was the Sand wet?
10. How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
11. Why did the rockmelon jump into the river?
12. Why don't tigers eat clowns?
13. What would we have if everyone in Australia drove a pink car?
And my personal favourite joke
14. Why did the chicken cross the road?
SUDOKU